My mom's cooking

The problem with my mom's cooking is she does not want to use ingredients, or the right ones anyway

This is a peanute butter coookie recipe i found my mom and here is what she did

http://www.landolakes.com/recipe/928/classic-peanut-butter-cookies

1 cup firmly packed brown sugar

1/2 cup Land O Lakes® Butter, softened

1/2 cup peanut butter

1 Land O Lakes® All-Natural Egg

1 teaspoon vanilla

1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour

1/2 teaspoon baking powder

1/2 teaspoon baking soda

1/2 teaspoon salt

 

ok now lets put the  not so packed brown suger in it, noo maybe we should only have half a cup

and we should not put the butter in it becouse that has a lot of fat and so we should substitute

for fresh crab apple sauce and mabye  we should put in pumpkin insted of peanut butter beacouse it has VIT um...  ABSDEFG in it!  i dont know what that is but it must be healthy. and oh look we are out of eggs we just will use um um... ground up soaked flax seeds.

and then we should not put in very much vanilla because i read on the internet that it made your um, some part of you body, not as healthy. and we like heathy! and lets not put in flour;  we should put in ground up sprouty rice flour in instead  of all-purpose flour and we dont want to use baking soda or powder we will use will catch our own yeast from these rottn um um.... fermented broccoli
and then we dont want that much salt we should not put salt in becouse that would make ths yeast that we put in not work as well so we wont use it all done

-Raised by sprouts